Saturday, July 29, 2023

Fancy Coffee (December 1994)

This post is part of a series of editorials written by Bert Walsh during his tenure as president and past president of the Shasta Historical Society. Readers are advised that his humor is often irreverent and rarely politically correct. 

Click here for the table of contents for the entire collection of his editorials.

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If it isn't one darn thing it's another. Seems like nobody in the world drinks coffee anymore. One may sip Espresso, Cappuccino, Latte, or Mocha nowadays but coffee is not politically correct unless it is double strength, tastes like candy, and has suds on top. So in order to stay current on this fad, we are proud to offer our readers the following simple gourmet beverage recipe:

To one cup of water add 3 spoons of Instant Sanka and the same quantity of Ovaltine. Cook in the microwave until it splatters, and top with a dab of Kool Whip. You like it with foam on top? No problem! Just drop in an Alka Seltzer tablet. Enjoy.

--BTW

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